Monday, November 26, 2012

Ball Greezy, Shit biscuits, and Skull duggery

I swear since none of you , ("you" being god knows who) does not know me, I'll try to keep  the intro to a minimum, 

  • Black Caribbean(a lot of shit in there, but like I said, "minimum")
  • 25 going on 26(I don't want to talk about it)
  • Female
  • Film Major
  • and last but not least professional functioning Pothead (lesbehonest)
  • With just a couple pounds of lesbian to sum it all up
Now first off, just when I thought I had some kind of grip on my life, it throws another greased sack in my proverbial road, but along the way I reaslised:

Exhibit (A) Money can't buy happiness...but it Can buy weed , which is basically the same thing.

Exhibit (B) Being Broke is not a badge of honour, but you can certainly wear it like one until you run into some actual money

Exhibit (C) Cereal, VideoGames, Telemarketing jobs, and minimum wage, what does all that equal? the unfortunate American Nightmare, which just so happens to be my life.

But no more!!

Well NOT no more, but you know what I mean, I plan to shake things up, put myself out here, on the net, on the road, I'm making Sydicated mobile and taking you guys on the ride to ...what, finding myself??

No more fear of being booed off stage( OK that's a lie)

Going on a diet to lose 30 pound for my birthday (right after this meal right here)

Going to sing, and practise with out being ashamed (OK I'll probably still be ashamed but as long as I don't see you and recognise it, we should be fine)
 whatever! the point is..no more fear...was just recently in an accident and a man died...literally felt his spirit dissipate  and this is in a span of moments...even if I live in fear, it wont stop me anymore..you know what could stop me??
probably a car...mac truck or Mitt Romney

Oh forgot awesome words for the week

BallGreezy; Def: Greased by your balls, exp "I ballgreezed yo bitch last night!"
Skullduggery (I REALLY want to use this one in conversation): Giving or getting Fellatio exp,"Yo got some skullduggery last night"
Shit biscuits: What I say when I'm scared, exp, "Oh, shit biscuits!!"